The Ostrich
Oh! Ostrich can your fanny fan?
Why indeed it can!
I have many feathers man!
Oh! Ostrich does your pout,
Rest upon a yellow snout?
See for yourself you lazy lout!
Oh! Ostrich is your neck
Long enough for an accordion deck?
Fool! Isn’t it obvious? Heck!
Oh! Ostrich do your legs go zoom?
Stupid questions! Vroom vroom!
I’m running away from this room.
And so the Ostrich ran away,
To never return again, that day
She never loved me anyway.
Why indeed it can!
I have many feathers man!
Oh! Ostrich does your pout,
Rest upon a yellow snout?
See for yourself you lazy lout!
Oh! Ostrich is your neck
Long enough for an accordion deck?
Fool! Isn’t it obvious? Heck!
Oh! Ostrich do your legs go zoom?
Stupid questions! Vroom vroom!
I’m running away from this room.
And so the Ostrich ran away,
To never return again, that day
She never loved me anyway.
posted by Ostrich at 1:42 PM
5 Comments:
lol! i love it! you're nuts, you know. :)
But Ostrich you're in such demand
Together we could both get canned
And make love, heads both in the sand
I Looooove it!! Hee Hee - and am waiting on the Cheese and Tomato sandwich! :) - Freyja
Boomsa- LOl, and Smooch
Frejya- Lol, and Smooch
Roger- Lol, and....
You naughty man, spank,spank
Smack upon your naughty flank!
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