Monday, January 31, 2005

The Ostrich

Oh! Ostrich can your fanny fan?
Why indeed it can!
I have many feathers man!

Oh! Ostrich does your pout,
Rest upon a yellow snout?
See for yourself you lazy lout!

Oh! Ostrich is your neck
Long enough for an accordion deck?
Fool! Isn’t it obvious? Heck!

Oh! Ostrich do your legs go zoom?
Stupid questions! Vroom vroom!
I’m running away from this room.

And so the Ostrich ran away,
To never return again, that day
She never loved me anyway.

7 Comments:

Blogger Boomsa said...

lol! i love it! you're nuts, you know. :)

1:47 PM  
Blogger Roger Stevens said...

But Ostrich you're in such demand
Together we could both get canned
And make love, heads both in the sand

4:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Looooove it!! Hee Hee - and am waiting on the Cheese and Tomato sandwich! :) - Freyja

12:09 PM  
Blogger Ostrich said...

Boomsa- LOl, and Smooch

Frejya- Lol, and Smooch

Roger- Lol, and....
You naughty man, spank,spank
Smack upon your naughty flank!

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