Saturday, February 12, 2005

Piece of meat Bitch

Slaving like a dog
Full like a hog
Arms like hams
Waving in traffic jams
Sides of mutton
Such a glutton
Bacon Behind
Eyelids the rind
Middle full of beer
Face an ugly leer
But if you get to know her
She’s really quite a dear
Nose full of pollen
The office is calling
The boss is a bastard
And so she gets plastered
Fingernails chewed
Over wishes subdued
Plate after steaming plate.

1 Comments:

Blogger Memphis Steve said...

I think I know her!

11:47 PM  

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