Piece of meat Bitch

Slaving like a dog
Full like a hog
Arms like hams
Waving in traffic jams
Sides of mutton
Such a glutton
Bacon Behind
Eyelids the rind
Middle full of beer
Face an ugly leer
But if you get to know her
She’s really quite a dear
Nose full of pollen
The office is calling
The boss is a bastard
And so she gets plastered
Fingernails chewed
Over wishes subdued
Plate after steaming plate.