A Dress Code... Crack!!

Wearing purple socks with fishnet stockings
Leaves one very vulnerable to mockings

Toting wooly leg-warmers like Irene Cara
Post the 1980's don't fare any fairer

Sibling Revelry

My brother has finally been wed
He has taken his new bride to bed
Under a canopy of jasmine and roses

And just when it all seemed ended. Alas!,
A wedding reception must come to pass
Under a canopy of jasmine and roses

My lack of sleep now bares and exposes
Childish rhymes like noses and toeses
Under a canopy of Jasmine and Roses