Flu Shorts!

I've spent two days
in a deep Flu haze

Flu made me weak
I could hardly speak

Flu spanked my Bottom
and turned my mouth to cotton

I smoked like a flue
and i caught the flu
But now i'm better
away my flu flew

Hello Droogies, just recovered from a particularly nasty, virulent bug. Would anyone like to take a stab at a flu short?!!! Won't hurt a bit!