Thursday, June 23, 2005

Skin Care

Lacto-Calamine Lotion
For soft smoother skin
And fairer complexion
Ideal makeup base
Cooling and soothing lotion.
Widely used application in minor skin conditions
Acne and pimples.

Be sure to wear it only in the night.
Because it coats your face
In it’s sickly orange substance
And makes you look terrible
People will stare.


Blogger Rat said...

Ostrich you like Lacto Calamine ???? I had no idea.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Manish Bhatt said...

Ad copy? Which brand? Well, you do have a knack for making every written word sound like poetry, and as I hear, every spoken word like a song. Rare talent that.

8:03 PM  
Blogger Roger Stevens said...


Do you think it needs a few pseudo scientific words?

Shampoo! There's another good topic for a poem. Especially if it's got VO635 Whizzo Super Promo Ecto Jazzo Crappo TV NK 69!

5:06 AM  
Blogger Jugular Bean said...

They should use this as the jingle for one of those godawful products!

2:10 PM  
Blogger nin said...

Ostrich....dont use lactocalamine.....
anyways nice poem...
nice blog...

4:03 PM  

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