Skin Care
Lacto-Calamine Lotion
For soft smoother skin
And fairer complexion
Ideal makeup base
Cooling and soothing lotion.
Widely used application in minor skin conditions
Rash,
Allergy,
Acne and pimples.
Be sure to wear it only in the night.
Because it coats your face
In it’s sickly orange substance
And makes you look terrible
People will stare.
For soft smoother skin
And fairer complexion
Ideal makeup base
Cooling and soothing lotion.
Widely used application in minor skin conditions
Rash,
Allergy,
Acne and pimples.
Be sure to wear it only in the night.
Because it coats your face
In it’s sickly orange substance
And makes you look terrible
People will stare.
posted by Ostrich at 11:09 AM
4 Comments:
Ostrich you like Lacto Calamine ???? I had no idea.
Ad copy? Which brand? Well, you do have a knack for making every written word sound like poetry, and as I hear, every spoken word like a song. Rare talent that.
Lovely.
Do you think it needs a few pseudo scientific words?
Shampoo! There's another good topic for a poem. Especially if it's got VO635 Whizzo Super Promo Ecto Jazzo Crappo TV NK 69!
They should use this as the jingle for one of those godawful products!
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