The Date
Mashed Potatoes are very nice
Piled atop some gravied rice.
Filet mignon is just divine
with a spot of good red wine
so why are you drinking only water?
Are you not singularly moved
by how the glazed pear halves are hooved?
Or romantically inclined towards the torte
of ripe red strawberries stewed in port?
Why are you eating only breadsticks?
Well thank you for the lovely dinner
Although you seem to have gotten thinner.
Especially on one half of your behind
My treat next time, you're very kind.
Piled atop some gravied rice.
Filet mignon is just divine
with a spot of good red wine
so why are you drinking only water?
Are you not singularly moved
by how the glazed pear halves are hooved?
Or romantically inclined towards the torte
of ripe red strawberries stewed in port?
Why are you eating only breadsticks?
Well thank you for the lovely dinner
Although you seem to have gotten thinner.
Especially on one half of your behind
My treat next time, you're very kind.
posted by Ostrich at 2:37 PM
9 Comments:
Ha ha. Super post!
Outstanding! This has got to be my favourite.
haha! Just had a date with a miser?
must be one of those 'kate moss' types. naturally anorexic by design.
You deserve a tourist trophy, o"guilty"one.
Lovely. very amusant! Especially - how the glazed pear halves are hooved.
Hehehe.That reminded me of my current diet.
I really liked the 4th floor balcony revelation and this one - The date. :D
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