Saturday, May 21, 2005

The Date

Mashed Potatoes are very nice
Piled atop some gravied rice.
Filet mignon is just divine
with a spot of good red wine
so why are you drinking only water?

Are you not singularly moved
by how the glazed pear halves are hooved?
Or romantically inclined towards the torte
of ripe red strawberries stewed in port?
Why are you eating only breadsticks?

Well thank you for the lovely dinner
Although you seem to have gotten thinner.
Especially on one half of your behind
My treat next time, you're very kind.

9 Comments:

Blogger NicoleBraganza said...

Ha ha. Super post!

6:59 PM  
Blogger Boomsa said...

Outstanding! This has got to be my favourite.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Jugular Bean said...

haha! Just had a date with a miser?

10:37 AM  
Blogger Cocaine Jesus said...

must be one of those 'kate moss' types. naturally anorexic by design.

1:32 PM  
Blogger 100hands said...

You deserve a tourist trophy, o"guilty"one.

2:09 PM  
Blogger Roger Stevens said...

Lovely. very amusant! Especially - how the glazed pear halves are hooved.

2:51 AM  
Blogger Hari Potter said...

Hehehe.That reminded me of my current diet.

4:09 PM  
Blogger jax said...

I really liked the 4th floor balcony revelation and this one - The date. :D

1:12 PM  
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